I need some opinions. I have difficulties thinking for myself so I’m reaching out to my readers (Mom, I’m talking about you).
So, like many others, I love air fresheners. I like the plug-in kind and the wax melting kind. I like candles and diffusers and oil burners, oh my! I will use them all in tandem to have a scent orgy going on in my house. I want you to walk in my front door and feel like you’ve been punched in the face with a cookie/apple-pie/lemon-mint/cucumber-melon fist. I’m promiscuous with my scents… there’s no smell I won’t try and if there’s a new way to disperse it throughout my home, sign me up.
I’ve tried lots but I have my favorites. I’m not going to name names, but I do have a brand that I use as my go-to guys for smelly stuff. I have a small-ish stockpile of their products in my basement. I buy new plug-in warmers pretty frequently since they come out with new, cuter ones each season that get me all wiggly with excitement. Anyway, I’m a little bit brand loyal.
Here’s the problem- I’ve had my suspicions about this brand’s plug-in oil warming products for a while now. There is a questionable/concerning oil-drippy spot on one of my kitchen outlets that seems like it was about three minutes away from an electrical fire…
But to be honest, I can’t remember what the offending brand was that did the damage to the wall/electrical plate. It could have been one of many; however, I’m starting to think that all of the damage is coming from one, singular brand.
But this is besides the point. This damage is water/oil under the bridge. The current issue began with a plug in warmer being unplugged and set into my son’s Bumbo seat and, unbeknownst to me, began decomposing the seat. I couldn’t tell you how long the plug in was in there, but I’d guess maybe a few hours? When I went to use the seat, I noticed the plug had sunk into the bottom of the chair and was melting the foam/plastic of the Bumbo–
The plug in left a distinctive, owl shaped spot in the seat which is now squishy and weird-feeling.
Confused and stupid, I set the offending plug on the table while trying to figure out what the fuck just happened. While I sleuthed, the plug ate a hole through the finish on the table top.
Here’s my issue– is this my fault?
I feel kind of like it is. I should have taken the utmost care with the plug-in. I should have known better than to just set it on an uneven surface and I should have shown an understanding that the damn thing would vomit corrosive oil all over my home, ruining everything it touched.
I should have known better.
However, I obviously didn’t. So I kind of feel like it’s NOT my fault.
So, that’s question number one- Is this my fault? Like, are there little warnings that I missed that say oil plug ins are never to be set down on things or can potentially leak, ruining your nice shit?
Question number two– If it’s NOT my fault, should I write a letter to the company?
My husband says, yes, definitely write them a letter, but for him to tell me not to would be saying this is my fault. He’s too afraid of me to say that to my face.
If I did write them a letter, I should have a resolution in mind. (At least that’s what my professional writing class told me.) What’s the resolution? Buy me a new table and a new baby seat because your stupid oil ruined my stupid shit? PLUS I have a ton of these plug ins in my basement. Should I return it all? How would I even go about returning it? I’m sure to lose money on that deal since some of the stuff has been clearanced since I bought it… I don’t know. I guess if I keep it and use it it might ruin other expensive things I own so maybe just returning it would be smarter? Plus I have to buy a new plug-in warmer now so I’d be spending more money and right now giving this company more money sounds like a shitty idea. And what should my tone be in the letter? Angry Bitcherella? Sweet, stupid bumpkin who don’t know better than to set stuff on other stuff? I feel like both of these things right now… Sometimes it’s just easier to shut the fuck up and forget about it.
Except there’s a weird spot on my good table.
And a weird, squishy hole in my kid’s chair.
And this company makes enough money on these products (hell, on ME) that they can afford to appease me as a customer. Plus, wouldn’t this be considered a design flaw? I’m not exactly nonobjective in writing this. I don’t want to admit this is entirely my fault… but I can’t think for myself and need someone else to tell me what to do.
Someone who’s not afraid of me.
Someone not my husband.
So give me advice.
And while you’re at it, tell my dog she’s pretty because she got a hair cut and she feels insecure about it.
We eagerly await your thoughts…
5 thoughts on “Gee, Your House Smells… Damaged…”
Well, first of all, DOOOO write a letter to the company. Second, send all photos (except maybe your cute, insecure puppy) and a photo of all the stuff you bought from them that you haven’t used yet to the company with your letter of complaint. Be half-bitchy, half-stupid. Lol You can doooo eeet! (There should be warning labels if this stuff is so corrosive). Love your blog (and you), btw. 🙂
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Mom, for the win. Lol
This is freaking crazy I don’t think that the oil plugs should be eating through your stuff I think u for sure should write the company and make them give u free stuff and not there product that eats your other stuff this is not your fault I would have done the same thing that’s just crazy! And even if it was your fault I would have told u I’m not scared of you lol
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No one believes you’re not scared of me. You’ve told everyone the spider story… Lol 😉
That is awful! And a little disturbing about your seat. I mean what if kid had for whatever reason licked the oil. (Maybe mine is the only one with the weird licking problem?) I would write them, send them pictures demand a refund or at least partial . I mean something is better then nothing right?! And don’t let them blame it on you either, make them think you read the entire fine print 🙂