This page perhaps is a kind of digital swear jar…

I’m a stay at home mom of 3 kids who isn’t going to bore you with acronyms. Except maybe LOL. And OMG. Because, really, a gal’s got to stay current with the youths.

My kids are 12, 7 and 3 months old. I average about one kid ever 5 years. Pretty consistent output. I try to stay competitive with other baby factories out there by having high output of children without effecting the quality of children produced. Quality is our number one priority. Sleep is our second.

Basically I’ve found an empty little corner of the internets where I will say all the frustrated, mommy-type things that are already redundant to the blogosphere. Except with more swear words. Hopefully, this will make me feel like a functioning member of society… If society was a place where I talked and talked about whatever crazy thing tickles me in the moment and everyone else just listens silently and then tells me how smart and funny I am, that is. That would be a cool society. THAT is the society I want to be a member of.

It will only serve to crush my spirit to tell me that no one will ever read this but me.

Don’t be a jerk.