So, I was thinking the other day about my life and it’s ominous lack of achievements. I’m nearly 28 for Christ’s sake (that’s right. I age for no one but for the love of the Lamb… hah) and what exactly do I have to show for it besides a creative writing award given to me […]
Since I have recently (30 minutes ago) decided that charm is one of the most desirable qualities in a mate, a friend or a fuck buddy, I’m going to write a Valentine’s Day blog about charm. I am, of course, considering myself to be highly qualified in the topic since I have charmed many a […]
Well, Maddie is gone… Hank is at work, and I am left to my own devises (and a large supply of chocolate milk and goldfishes, which, if you haven’t heard, are SO delicious) so I’m going to write some crap… So I haven’t given you any parenting tips for awhile, and by parenting tips, I […]
*sigh* Ok, has anyone out there read The Secret by Rhonda Byrne? My mom got it for me for Christmas and I was pretty excited to delve into the “secret to a happy life”. I don’t want to ruin it for anyone… so if you plan to read this, you should definitely avoid my comments […]
Is it just me, or do other people think they can make pretty much anything they sell now a days? I hear myself saying an embarrassing number of times while in stores and shopping online, “Hell, I could make that…”. I should just fork out the money instead of trying to make it myself because […]
F-Bomb Mommy 